Indie Wolf

So we’ve heard about rings being lost down the drain, potato peels and rice clogging disposals, but have you ever heard the story of the cat who got stuck in the disposal.  Apparently, after following the lingering scent of fish that had been rinsed down the disposal earlier (they obviously didn’t use the insinkerator that gets rid of the stench), the cat got his head stuck down the disposal.  After the wife called 911, the two policemen and the woman’s husband attempted to rescue this adventurous cat.  There was no getting him out, so they decided if they could remove the sink, the angle for getting him out might be better.  So, the men removed the sink, but no luck.  They decided to take the cat to the vet (mind you this is 3 a.m.) and the vet successfully sedated the cat and slipped his head out with half a bottle of K-Y Jelly.  After that incident, the vet can no longer say he’s seen everything but the kitchen sink

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Have you ever fallen asleep unexpectedly in a place you shouldn’t have?  No, we’re not talking about narcolepsy but rather you are so freakin’ tired, pooped, or bored to tears that you can’t keep your eyes open.  Mr. Ex-Prez can relate:

 Homeboy needs an energy shot!

I’ve heard some pretty funny, embarrassing, and downright horrid stories of falling asleep in places and at times that are not appropriate.  Case in point: a buddy once told me he feel asleep during sex.  Now if that ain’t a slap in the face, I don’t know what is.  What are the worst and funniest places you’ve fell asleep?